legalmexican:

he can go from Papi to Pendejo real quick







liampayneisafuckboy:

[aziz ansari voice] :D










najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment










shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.




teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur